Fast Story Mimicking Brilliance 

 

It’s the coy way I’m doing this with no regard

 

for the way I should be doing this salvaged from

 

so many parties, so many arch arch moments alone

 

when I thought to myself I am the shit I shouldn’t

 

even be here but I’ll continue and tell you tell you

 

about the blow jobs I’ve gotten the shirts I’ve worn

 

the easy easy life I had emigrating to this big town

 

and you too can be like me all you have to do is

 

think of little stories for everybody think about

 

what all the guys are bringing to the table as it

 

were and oh yeah I almost forgot lots and lots of

 

rhetorical questions questions like what does that

 

person have what does that person even have to

 

offer us and by us of course I mean me just me

 

because I sit here with my little keyboard and my

 

tight-ass shirt and my sly little fucking grin and it

 

scares people really I’ve got a big armadillo in my

 

trouser it’s frightening the size they will write songs

 

to my words someday and I need to get this all down