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Bruce Covey

 

From Reveal*

 

 

Reveal:  Utensil

 

Knife:  Grab one if you want one because they probably won’t last long

Fork:  Time and time again we’ve challenged the multi-headed beast

Spoon:  The infinite pet.  The two sides of Monsieur Valentine

Chopsticks:  It is now known that silver has no reaction to arsenic

 

 

Reveal:  Shade

 

Lavender:  Lots of ways to pamper yourself and gain extra value

Puce:  Envy to change, the ringing of your portable of look

Violet:  You can use it to draw contradictory diagrams

Fuchsia:  At least one child in the UK dies each week as a result of cruelty

Plum:  The Foot of the Hill Temple was established in 2003

Mauve:  List for test suite patch submission

Magenta:  Do something about it

 

 

Reveal:  Party

 

Donkey:  We have been rescuing and caring for more years

Green:  Assets in Iraq have been looted and nuclear materials have disappeared

Elephant:  Chilling

 

 

Reveal:  Sense

 

See:  Peter’s pence paths of the spirit latest site map

Hear:  Out now:  who’s not forgotten?

Touch:  Teaching on the keys to victory in spiritual warfare

Taste:  This depolarizes it until threshold is reached

Smell:  Connect the dots the displaced fireworks

 

 

 

*  I created the various (now 40 in all) parts of “Reveal” using the “I’m Feeling Lucky” feature of google.com.  A search on each line’s keyword revealed a website, and I used different methodologies for each poem to select the corresponding “found text.” 


Evens

 

 

Dizzy Dean, 5-1; Dean Martin, 20-1; Daffy Dean, 45-1; Dean “The Dream” Meminger, 60-1; Deacon Jones, 100-1; Dream Team, 200-1

 

MLK, 3-1; HD, 5-1; JFK, 10-1; LBJ, 50-1; BBQ, 75-1; MLA, 100-1; IBM, 100-1

 

Serena Williams, 2-1; Venus Williams, 3-1; Chris Evert, 4-1; Jennifer Capriati, 10-1; Tracy Austin, 15-1; Martina Hingis, 20-1; Andrea Jaeger, 30-1, Anna Kournikova, 100-1

 

Blue, 3-1; Red, 3-1; Yellow, 3-1; Green, 9-1; Orange, 9-1; Purple, 9-1

 

Scarlet Witch, 3-2; Wicked Witch of the North, 6-1; Sandwich, 10-1; Scarlet O’Hara, 18-1; Sandman, 22-1; Sam Spade, 25-1; Samantha Stevens, 40-1; Sam’s Club, 50-1; Crippler Ray Stevens, 100-1; Salem, 125-1; Oliver North, 1,000,000-1

 

Summer, 3-1; Yellow, 5-1; Zucchini, 8-1; Patty Pan, 12-1; Gourd, 20-1; Racketball, 30-1

 

Andre the Giant, 3-1; Larry Zbyszko, 5-1; Bob Backlund, 8-1; Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, 15-1; Road Warrior Hawk, 15-1; Sergeant Slaughter, 20-1; The Iron Sheik, 20-1; Gorilla Monsoon, 25-1; Rowdy Roddy Piper, 25-1; Junkyard Dog, 30-1; Crusher Blackwell, 50-1

 

Lucille Ball, 3-1; Super ball, 8-1; Super Bowl, 12-1; Bowling ball, 15-1; Baltimore, 25-1

 

Cap’n Crunch, 5-2; Kix, 4-1; Cherrios, 6-1; Wheaties, 8-1; Lucky Charms, 10-1; Frankenberry, 15-1; Booberry, 15-1; Honey Combs, 15-1; Sugar Smacks, 20-1; Sugar Puffs, 20-1; Alpha-Bits, 25-1; Sugar Frosted Flakes, Great

 

Chain of Fools, 2-1; Dick Chaney, 2-1; Dick Armey, 2-1; Dick Nixon, 2-1; Dick Gephart, 50-1; Gary Hart, 80-1; Don Chaney, 100-1; Andy Dick, 100-1; Dick Van Dyke, 100-1

 

Willy Mosconi, 2-1; Minnesota Fats, 5-1; Jean Balukas, 8-1; Irving Crane, 10-1; Black Widow Jeanette Lee, 12-1; Machine Gun Lou Butera, 20-1; Allison Fisher, 20-1

 

Rock Em Sock Em Robots, 3-2; Click Clacks, 4-1; Easy Bake Oven, 8-1; Hot Wheels, 15-1; Mr. Potato Head, 20-1; Slinky, 27-1; Magic 8 Ball, 38-1; Ken, 80-1

 

Dorothy, 3-2; Toto, 5-1; Scarecrow, 5-1; Tin Man, 8-1; Cowardly Lion, 12-1; Glenda, NA

 

Pillsbury Dough Boy, 7-2; Dole bananas, 9-1; Dunkin Donuts, 13-1; Do Ray Me Fah So La Tee, 18-1; Don’t You Tread on Me, 25-1; Julie Andrews, 30-1; Homer Simpson, 40-1

 

Zeno, 2-1; Zero Mostel, 6-1; Zeke Mowatt, 10-1; Zest Soap, 20-1; Zippy the Pinhead, 25-1

 

Nickel, 1-1; Aluminum, 4-1; Copper, 9-1; Zinc, 16-1; Magnesium, 25-1; Iron, 36-1; Silver, 49-1; Gold, 64-1; Platinum, 81-1; Mercury, 100-1

 

Drew Barrymore, 10-1; Drew Carey, 20-1; John Barrymore, 30-1; John Berryman, 40-1; Barry White, 50-1; John Ashbery, 60-1

 

Pair, 4-3; 2 Pairs, 20-1; 3 of a kind, 46-1; Straight, 254-1; Flush, 508-1; Full House, 693-1; Four of a kind, 4,164-1; Straight flush, 72,192-1; Royal flush, 649,739-1

 

Vanilla, 5-1; Chocolate, 5-1; Strawberry, 10-1; Butter Pecan, 25-1; Mint Chip, 35-1; Coconut, 50-1; Ginger, 50-1; Tutti Fruitti, 100-1


Flattery

 

 

What an enchanting homepage

Everyone wishes to fast forward to you

Your expectation of citrus, lemons mostly

Cirrus constellates about you

The graceful use of your canopener

You have an impeccable sense of direction

Your thoughts, I’ve noticed, count to ten

The delivery of your pitch always

Catches me off guard

Salem never saw such a beauty

You have more facets than a carrot
At the top of your line, the train stops

The abatement of time is up to your shadow

You cleave the rainbow from its pot

& wrap it around your reeboks

My personality split when you

Spoke to me for the first time

Your moss gathers no stones

Even ivory would beckon your thighs

Silk would hazard your expectations

If driving east, you would

Superimpose upon the rising sun

Your duty lies in explosions

Half the meals want to eat you

Trees bend, tides flow,

Volcanoes pop, waterfalls zigzag

All toward the florid canoe of your sublimity


Flight Numbers and Destinations

 

 

  1. 11111 to Baltimore
  2. 572 to La Guardia
  3. 1723 to O’Hare
  4. 233 to Hartsfield
  5. 888 to Timbuktoo
  6. 999 to Katmandoo
  7. 69 to Intercourse
  8. 70 to Truth or Consequences
  9. 101 to Anywhere
  10. Pi to Anguish
  11. R2 to The Center of The Earth
  12. ABC to 123
  13. Number to Name
  14. 5 to Dime
  15. Lock Ness to Monster
  16. Apples to Oranges
  17. Safe In to Kicked Out
  18. 15 to Life
  19. 15, Love
  20. Conception to Delivery
  21. 60 Watts to 120 Volts
  22. Up to U
  23. 0 to 60
  24. Quarter to Midnight
  25. Date to The Prom
  26. Proceed to Go
  27. Left to Your Own Devices
  28. Topsy to Turvy
  29. [not available]
  30. Half to Dotcom
  31. 60 2 Turnips
  32. Road to Financial Well-Being
  33. 2X 2 Equals
  34. Inches to Miles
  35. Duck Is to Quack
  36. As Cow Is to Moo
  37. CLXVII to Italy
  38. Falling to Sleep
  39. Ten to Three
  40. 333 to Turkey
  41. 3 Plus 2 Fingers
  42. 1_____ to G_____
  43. 0 to Zero
  44. –3 to e
  45. C to
  46. Beat to The Punch
  47. A Dozen Ones to Read Tonight
  48. Toe to Toe
  49. Perform to Enable
  50. Year to Monkey
  51. Wallow to Reveal
  52. Flee to Avoid
  53. Infinity to Affinity
  54. Front to Back
  55. Another to Gether
  56. Blee to Sieve
  57. Dawn to Dusk
  58. Cops to Robbers
  59. Y to Intersection
  60. Catapult to Your Place