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Brendan Lorber

 

68 Quicker Poems by Brandon Downing

 

 

23

 

My opulent riddle of hammers — swim!

Swim little brothers

Swim to freedom!

 

 

 

41

 

In the lexicon of battle

the hands-free feminine clause

...as predicted

 

 

 

7

 

Wool knickers! Cotton knickers!

Felt knickers cloud the Basilica

 

 

 

8

 

The era of portraiture ends

with Mother & your best friend

 

 

 

59

 

He was born

in St. Petersburg

& left only once

never to return

except once

 

 

 


14

 

This is section 57

of the map of my

Ninja Testicle

 

 

 

50

 

Under her raiment,

the Countess counted cards

 

 

 

32

 

A humming appliance

brought him comfort

The comfort of war

 

 

 

12

 

Wet naps vs. soap

Donohue vs. Wopner

Naples vs. Syphilis

 

 

 

25

 

Why are your dreams

populated with spinsters

Cynthia? 

Is it the tyranny of soup

seen from within?

 

 

 

44

 

The wood nymph

with the big umph

 

 

 

62

 

3 ifs 5 ands 7 buts

 

 

53

 

a blizzard of snipes

a welter of hogs

a wedge of spiders

 

 

 

26

 

My phantom limb

is now

open for business

 

 

 

10

 

Rock paper seashells

by the rock paper shore

 

 

 

11

 

Go to hell,

Hershey, PA style!

 

 

 

35

 

I will tell you certain things

I will tell you other things

But you don’t get certain

other things, you fuckwad

 

 

 


2

 

Under a rock

there was a sock,

ruined!

 

 

 

65

 

I’m sorry I was mean to you

in your experientially &

perceptually deranged

world of demons & shadows

 

 

 

47

 

My pants are baggy

My legs fresh

Knee-deep in the

collapsing proposal

 

 

 

54

 

My holistic self went to the ATM

& withdrew $20

 

 

 

28

 

You know kindness with a

Resignation Tender

 

 

 

4

 

The trial continues

until Rainbow Boy

proclaims Dead Heat

 

 

 

29

 

You hustled in the west

You hustled in the kitchen

You hustled the night

into leggy avarice & sin

into pepper

 

 

38

 

According to my notes

Donatella is . . . Fugue in Dog Minor

 

 

56

 

Hey Mister Device

How long

is your longest hour?

& when can we expect you?

 

 

 

66

 

The less accurate

Magic 7 ball